As I walk back to our apartment, hand in hand with my Raccoon Don’t Wanna Work Just Meow Meow Shirt Laurie, he frequently comments on the lack of style displayed by the other visitors to the beach front. “You are truly outstanding amongst these people. No wonder I love walking with you”, he murmurs, as he lovingly eyes me up and down. And these words are not just those of an ardent lover. He speaks the truth.
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